Look here Ma, that durn POKO has started up a blog on this here internet thingamabob.
BillyBob, have you done finished milking the cows? You know reading that tripe POKO writes wont get the chores done!
Okay Ma, I'll do my chores now and read the blog after I feed the pigs. That durn POKO, he's always up to something...






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You Men Out There
It's Time For Your Anal Sex

I've just discovered this Canadian blog called Complacent Nation. The post in question can be seen in full at The Hammer - another new find for me.

After I read it I went to bed for a rest and later woke up screaming. Actually I was walking out of the closet screaming when I woke up. Yes, I sleepwalk and no, I'm not coming out of the closet.

Why was I screaming? I thought it was time for my Anal Sex!

Just to make this perfectly clear, no man gets near my anus! Well, there was that time in Hamilton many years ago, but he was a doctor and he had a rubber glove on. He was an oriental fella. Dr. Wun Bigfinger. Then there was that time most recently in Mindemoya, but again, I was in a hospital setting and the doctor was not an attractive man, nor was the technician running the equipement that sent a tube complete with camera and a blade to hack off some things that shouldn't have been on the walls of my anus. So again, nothing happened there I should be ashamed of, but when I woke up I did think for just a brief moment that I had a hickey on my neck.

But I digress....back to the post at hand. Hey, you voted for these Liberals and now it's time for your anal sex.

You women out there - STOP LAUGHING at us. You're probably next. I'm sure Paul Martin has plans for your vaginas, your breasts, or your armpit hair.

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