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As stated on the preceeding page, I just got through a teaching/learning experience by giving a course on computer basics to a group of students here on Manitoulin through Cambrian College.
I have to admit that it was my first time at the front of a classroom other than years and years ago when Christian Brothers called me up to the front of the class for a demonstration of corporal punishment. It was rather refreshing not having to bend over and have a goaltenders hockey stick applied to my bottomside.
So, .......to continue on...
Sometime In The Near Future:
While I'm on about IM it might be of interest to you to read the following which might happen in the very near future if Big Brother gets its way:
You were up late last night chatting with your girlfriend Gwen.
You chatted for hours and rambled on about everything from the price of gas to the aftershave you use.
Gwen even talked about her period being a little late. OOps, you said to yourself, that could be a problem.
You wonder to yourself if your wife would understand if your girlfriend had to move in during her pregnancy. Hell, that wouldn't work would it..
Anyways...sometime during the conversation you made a simple statement about how stupid the White House was being about some foreign situation and you....
D I N G D O N G
You tell Gwen "BRB" (be right back for you non-im'rs) and go answer the door. You open the door and two very intense looking secret service agents are there flashing their badges.
As you are being handcuffed and led away to their waiting van, Gwen waits patiently to continue her talk about her late period......
Why Is This Happening?
Source: http://www.eff.org/issues/calea
Could never happen you say - we'll see, I guess. Meanwhile, from now on everybody in my secret society will have to talk to me face to face - we can't afford to be discovered before we finalize our plans to overtake the Canadian Government. First it was the damn wiretaps, now they are tapping my bloody IM program!
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More On Ubuntu:
Should you be considering installing a Linux operating system to replace or compliment your Windows operating system, you may be interested in the article at
Tom'sHardware.com.
The article gives a point by point writeup of an install. And why you ask is this Win XP Help Page pushing Linux? Like so many other XP users, I am totally happy with my Windows operating system, but somtime in the future Microsoft will stop supporting XP - I want to have an alternative to Windows Vista or Windows 7 when that time comes.
Linux is not the same as Windows and there will be a learning curve. Get yourself ready now for what will inevitably happen sooner or later.
A Humourous Analogy
Read
"If Microsoft Sold Office Furniture" - it will give you an idea of what Microsoft is doing to us with all the operating systems they throw out at us and we simply groan and reach into our wallets and buy into this ongoing cycle.
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How Secure Is Your Browser:
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A Tweak Not For The Timid:
A tweak often used to "improve performance" of Windows XP is turning off certain services. You ask, "What are services?" Services are programs that load when you boot up Windows XP and run in the background. "Are they necessary?", you ask. - Yes and no.
Now before you even contemplate trying this, here is a quote from The Elder Geek which you can read at his website (http://www.theeldergeek.com/services_guide.htm):
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"Frankly, I don't recommend you change any of the services from the default installation of XP. Yes, you may pick up a tiny performance gain by fiddling with the settings, but it won't be anything substantial. It's just my opinion, but if you are in a situation where these gains are necessary to achieve an increased level of system performance, it would be wiser to upgrade the physical system to one that is adequate to benefit from the XP operating system."
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Besides being a resource hog that slows down your system, certain services increase the chance of your system being exploited. - Hey, those aren't my words, I read it here.
If you think that turning off services is something that is not normally done by computer users, click on
this link to a Google Search using "turning off services in Windows XP" as the search phrase.
Have I done this? Nope - I'm too timid! Do I recommend that you do it? Not really, but reading this post has given you an insight into what Windows is all about and that's why I write this Help Page.
Incidentally, if you do get brave and decide to give this a go, you had better do your homework first. There's nothing worse than having a computer that will not boot up!
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Tools To Be Up To Date:
For most of us humans it is normal to fall behind. Keeping your computer "current" can be a fulltime job and not everybody is like this writer - glued to his computer desk!
I've previously touched on two things you can do:
- Utilize Calendar of Updates
This webpage generates a daily listing of what updates on popular programs become available - the list of applications is not complete. It will not cover every program you ever downloaded to your computer.
- Utilize Secunia's Online Scan
This webpage allows you to run a scan on your computer and check all your applications - so it is more complete than Calendar of Updates.
Well here is another called Sumo from
KCSoftwares. Simply download the program, install it and then run it. Sumo's preferences allow you to set it to run at Startup, but I wouldn't do that - simply run it as part of your normal "cleanup routine".
Sumo searches through your computer files and determines if any updates are available for your
computer programs. It will list the new version number for you as it creates an alphabetical list. When the program is finished the scan it refreshes the list and places the "needs update" items at the top of the list. You simply "highlight" an item and click on "Get Update".
I like this approach - I don't want a service that automatically downloads everything that is out of date for one very important reason. If I have a program that I got as "a special" - say an older version of Registry Mechanic, I don't want to download the update as the one I have is freeware but the newer version is not.

Sumo is running in the above pic
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" in my dreams "
I would've had this company do a web page, but Marie wasn't too keen on it.
Go ahead and call me henpecked. You weren't the guy who had to sleep with her.
We could have wiped out the Nazis in eight weeks if only we had this guy in our IT department.
I asked him but he had the idea that I was connected to a porn site.
Tony Curtis was hot, but I would never had sung to the President if this guy was born twenty years earlier.
I bet I'd still be alive too!
Yes, it's true
I sleep very soundly and when I do I am prone to talking with dead people and sponges. Don't let that scare you away - you can depend on a well-designed website and it is guaranteed not to be spooky.

I'm just a cartoon character from
Day by Day but I know a whiner winner when I see one. Visit us on our web page.
And Please...
If it's past your bedtime and you can't sleep, please think of your good friends around the world who just may or may not be in bed.
Being Indispensable
Sometime, when you are feeling important,
Sometime, when your ego's in full bloom,
Sometime, when you take it for granted,
You're the only qualified one in the room...
Sometime, when you feel that your going,
Would leave an unfillable hole,
Just follow these few simple instructions
And see how it humbles your soul.
Take a bucket and fill it with water,
Put your hand in it up tio your wrist,
Pull it out, and the hole that is remaining,
Is the measure of how you'll be missed!
You may splash all you please when you enter,
You can stir up the water galore ~
But stop and you'll find in a minute,
That it looks quite the same as before.
The moral of this quaint observation,
Is to do the very best that you can,
Be proud of yourself, but remember,
There is only one indispensable man.
This above Is Dedicatated To The Memory Of Correctional Sergeant Hal Burchfield
12/16/47 - 6/8/85 Killed In The Line Of Duty
San Quentin State Prison, California Department of Corrections
Dang,
Looks like I gotta find some content to fill this thing up more...
'You know Bert, that POKO
sure is opinionated !'
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